Monday, August 11, 2014

Medifast Headlines Generated by Translation Bots Are a Hoot

If you're a blogger, one of the best ways to keep tabs of your topic is via Google alerts. I get Google alerts about Medifast every day, and most of them link to articles that are written by translation bots.

The purpose of these articles is to get people to click on them by mistake in the hopes they will then click on one of the sponsored or affiliate ads and generate revenue for the blog owner. Based on the unintentionally comical headlines, however, I have to wonder why people would click on these article to start with.

Here are some of my favorite Medifast blog topics from the past few months:
Few people realize that Einstein
researched Medifast diarrhea
before shifting his focus to physics

Albert Einstein On Medifast Diarrhea

Way more interesting than his theory of relativity

Life After Medifast And Menstruation

Woo hoo! No more tampons or shakes to buy

Side Effects Medifast And Love – How They Are The Same

I'm guessing it's that light-headed feeling....

Death – Medifast Diet Recipes And Taxes: Tips To Avoiding

Diet recipes are as bad as death and taxes?

Medifast Diet Recipes Nine Cut-Throat Medifast Diarrhea Tactics That Never Fails 

Ah, now I can see why those Medifast diet recipes are to be avoided!

Will You Eat Rapidly Food Salads On Medifast? |

Um, did you mean fast food?

Medifast For People - The Different Plans

As opposed to Medifast for cats?

Medifast For Old Fat Guys Men 55 -- Chicken Flavored Noodle Soup

Since 55-year-old guys can presumably no longer chew.

The 10 Most Successful Does Medifast Cause Gas Companies In Region

These companies must be in Texas

4 Techniques For A Lucrative Medifast Diet

You mean you can get rich from eating this stuff?

How Is A Medifast Repair Bar Different Within The Other Standard Bars

Wonder if the bars could repair my car....

What You Can Learn From Tiger Woods About Medifast Diet Complications

Hopefully, promiscuity is not one of the complications.

How To Find Medifast Diarrhea Online

And exactly who would be searching for this?

Secrets Your Parents Never Told You About Medifast Diet Recipes 

Some things are just too embarrassing to discuss!

Fortunately, there are many insightful blogs about Medifast that are written by real people who share their ups and downs and even those evil diet recipes with others. Here are some of my favorites:

Sandy's Kitchen

Escape from Obesity

3 Fat Chicks on a Diet

It Sux To Be Fat

If you know about any really good Medifast blogs that are not written by translation bots, please let me know in the comments section below.

You can purchase Medifast replacement meals directly from Medifast Centers, the Medifast website or -- for no extra cost -- through the co-branded website of a Medifast TSFL health coach. Medifast does not recommend purchasing its products from third party vendors, but if you choose to do so, you can find them on both Amazon and eBay.

Medifast replacement meals on Amazon

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How Medifast Helped Me Develop Better Habits

Medifast Centers Vs. DIY Medifast

Irrational Numbers: Doing the Math on Medifast Popcorn

Medifast Vs. Lean Cuisine Diet

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